The consequences of life: 帶飯

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Thursday, August 03, 2006

帶飯

女：唔，我今日帶左飯

男：哦。(望望該有長通粉有番茄有蛋有磨菇有露筍的飯盒，問)有冇飯呀？

女：.............................好，我更正，我今日帶左粉。

WELL.....咁今朝我咪即係帶粉返工？！

(唯恐不是操廣東話的朋友不懂，廣東話「帶粉」即「帶白粉」的簡稱，白粉即一種太公亦不是是甚麼的毒品，總之是毒品，收藏攜帶皆屬遣法，阿門)

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是晚晚膳時，男人望住餐牌自言自語....

"唔, 要成七十蚊喎....不過今日中午冇食飯(係, 不過食左長通粉番茄蛋磨菇同露筍呀ma!!), 慳左...."

女人隨即想張張落單紙質落佢個口！

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