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Monday, February 27, 2006

善變

無論如何,女人都是善變的

對感覺很善變, 對人很善變

因為道德的規範情感上的依賴而令這善變抑壓著

所以一個沒有甚麼強大道德觀念而獨立的女人才會讓人覺得善變

謬論一堆

但無論如何, 結論是, 我是善變的

吹咩


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正如謂當局者迷, 旁觀者清

無論如何

有個第三者在身邊指指點點, 總是好的

心聲

嘩....我鐘意呢首歌呀~~~ 將個徐熙娣改成vivian就係我果時係Edinburgh既心聲呀~~~!!

well...而家就改成冬菇華啦, 雖然我覺得Vivian 個瘦同食量既不成比例切合d...



失控的胖子 范曉萱

詞:范曉萱/周俊偉 曲:范曉萱/小S

我總覺得自己是個胖子 很想變瘦的死胖子 每天還是一直都在吃
就是因為身邊有個瘦子 大吃大喝卻不會胖 她的名字就是徐熙娣
她約我吃 我就去吃 明明就正在減肥 炸雞肉圓 火鍋甜點
為何她不肥我卻變肥 我曾經想過要跟她斷交 因為她的食量太大
再下去我一定會爆炸 每次吃完飯後過十分鐘 她竟然問還要不要吃
我真想要呼她巴掌 妳有完沒完 這死瘦子 但也沒人逼我吃
自己失控 還怪別人 承認吧 妳根本就愛吃 我總覺得自己是個胖子
很想變瘦的死胖子 每天還是一直都在吃 總是騙自己能吃就是福
還不是要找個藉口 一有空就瘋狂地大吃 一直 大吃

魚蛋

每次失戀都想去剪頭髮.

我說每次, 其實分得如此痛心剌骨的, 還是頭一遭

於是我是有個衝動趁著如此的痛心剌骨, 走去把頭髮剪短

奈何太公天性異禀, 頭大過人

八年前把頭髮剪短過一次

結果那個一直將我視如親妹妹的師兄忍笑說了一句: 你個頭好似魚蛋

我就知道, 我命犯頭髮長星, 注定長髮終老

我甚至改變了我的志向: 我不做銀行數銀紙經理, 不做巴士司機,

我立志我要做長毛

於是造就了現在這個人生交叉點,

到底我能否為了這一個男人放棄自己當長毛的理想, 變回一粒魚蛋?

似乎好難

要是公司多放我一天假我想我會去把頭髮染個九彩兼電個爆炸頭, 我也不會放棄我的長毛



係囉, 我既然愛得都不夠徹底, 那不要再哭了

Sunday, February 26, 2006

恭喜發財,紅包拿來!

今天看信時發現收到了vivian寄來的postcard. 劈頭第一句就是這句坦白的話


超討厭的, 哈.




話說回來, 這句說話好像該換我說才對ma~~ 呵~~~~~~~~~

He says...

He says, 'How's doing, my dear?'

'I'm doing bad, you know. I get hurt by myself again. By myself i must say, coz I should have avoided it, but I didn't, and I couldn't.'

'Girl you are not doing bad. This is the learning process. No one borns to know how to live, but learn through experiences.'

'I don't care about what i've learnt. I know when it comes again, I probably will get myself hurt again, though i know that does no good on me. Yet, what I really treasure is the feeling, the experience of any feelings that have encountered.'

'Girl, what you have learnt is, you know what you want.'

'Well, what you have learnt is, you know how to defend your teachings'.
I'm just too used to the days with him.



It's hard to put him away, so hard.

Monday, February 06, 2006

二零零六年二月六日上午一時零一分

有人攬住張床大叫~


"我唔想走住呀~~ 我唔想走呀~~ 咁就賣成三個week 身俾老闆~~ 冇假放又要舟車勞頓, 仲miss足三堂flamenco呀~~~~ 我唔走得唔得呀~~~~~~~~"


係~ 唔得既~~~



希望可以撞倒拉登, 又或者係拉登個仔 -- 拉親...又或者...嘿嘿, 撞啱soler同我同機就好咯~~~ 呵呵呵~~~~~!

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Unding-able

點解四大美人會用呢個term既?


明明係我仲係讀緊u果時同人玩ic蕉果時作果bor~~~~~ 冇奶油呀~~~~


咁幾時出埋'吹-tability'呀?? 下下????

我要做model!!

呀~~ 我今日煲返soler果d mtv....

呀呀呀~~ 如果我係個mtv入面果個model呢, 咁咪可以同julio 塊面近距離接觸, 又可以攬呀dino lor!! 呀呀呀~~我要做model呀~~~~~~~~!!!!!!


我要減肥~! 正如我果日係花市都講既, 我出倒黎我就俾心機減肥!!!!!


(發夢啦太公~~~~)

死美國佬!

哼!你顧住做自已野就得啦!你自己豐功偉績!使唔使咁rude 呀! 賤男!! 我真係想去virgina, 放火燒鬼左個你office佢....一係..哼!我色誘拉登同我買起佢!!哼!!你敢得罪我?到時你個report出左,我一定插到你阿媽都唔認得!! 哼哼哼哼哼哼!~~

Thursday, February 02, 2006

又爭d開年

為左同性戀既問題,我今日爭d同老闆開年


我真係唔明lor...果d所謂基督徒,以為自己懶偉大咁話咩「同情」同性戀者。
人地使鬼你同情呀?! 自由性取向係人權黎果喎!!
仲有,係都人地同性戀者同情你啦!! 你真係慘啦, 一世都困係一個「我要異性戀」既框框入面。

仲要話d同性戀者係咩...都係d咩屋企有問題呀, 所以影響佢地心理呀咁....喂!你唔鐘意,你唔agree, 做乜要監生砌人有問題喎!! 你都痴線架!!

我老闆仲話用人獸交黎比tim....痴線!佢都打橫黎講既!!


我知我一開口就會不留情面有咁盡踩到班基督徒咁盡! 所以我只係同我老闆強調:你唔好再講啦!再講我真係嬲架!
好彩佢識做。唔係一係佢炒我一係我遞信。


仲有,我唔係同性戀者唔代表我唔可以幫佢地講說話。我只係幫道理jae, 我只係覺得d人講到佢地病態咁,真係好唔公道。如果話同情,真係佢地無啦啦俾人講到咁唔正常呢樣野真係好值得我同情lor!!


我真係好~嬲~呀~~~~!!!