The consequences of life: 花屎大王

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Sunday, January 29, 2006

花屎大王

哎....我學人走左去年廿九迫花市

行過晒d乾貨, 尤其是係果檔較剪摺chair之後, 我係眼都鯨晒...真係好迫, 迫到唔多行到, 又透唔到氣...

迫緊果時真係超無助呀~~!! 係我附近既一個男仔話: "我出到去既話我一定會俾心機讀書!"; 我就話: "我出到去既話我一定會俾心機減肥!" 真係好似出唔返去, 俾人賣左豬仔咁~~

同埋真係好憎果d男人啦, 拖埋個女朋友黎, 但係就要懶保護女朋友咁推開晒身邊既人....喂, 家下你女朋友大晒呀嗱, 你買起成條街呀咁叻!! 咁唔considerate, 借我地過橋啫~~~~ 為左要懲戒下呢d有異性冇人性既臭男人, 太公係批左兩個咁既賤男人掙, 同埋扮晒唔小心咁怒踩左同型男人不計其數....

整鬼完一輪~~~ 收穫係: 吹氣揮春乙個,

多多梨梨紙巾盒一個;

仲有兩支絨球花, 係我最like既黃紫撞,

雖然同時係大肶因長期缺氧而抽筋....

仲俾我地撞倒Harry~ 係lor, 大家都係同年, 做緊生意lor人地....

係lor, 大家都係同年, 做左量地兼講廢話再兼做無聊野三料expert lor自己.....

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