The consequences of life: 你眼望我眼

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

你眼望我眼

情況一:

A: 死啦...佢點解望過黎既? 哎吔, 好緊張tim...哎吔, 佢又望過黎啦...佢做乜成日望過黎既jae?'

情況二:

A: xyz...阿叔, 賴蛤蟆就唔好諗住死天鵝肉啦, 過主啦....仲望dull巴星埋黎架!!

情況三:

A: 阿姐, 你超超貢咁, 你妬忌我年輕貌美兼著衫有taste過你呀?

情況四:

A: 你個旺角look你望開d啦, 你再咁望你好難唔令到我咒你變鬥雞架...

情況五:

A: 點呀後生仔, 你咁含羞答答咁望住我, 係咪想我界你做我toy boy 啫?

情況六:

A: 細路!! 你係我面前啤住我扮可愛我都唔會俾糖你食果噃!

情況七:

A: .....哎.....阿媽, 得嘞, 下次我唔返屋企食飯我會早d開聲架嘞.....

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